Creationism is a lie invented by Satan.

Creationism is a lie invented by Satan to deceive you into thinking that God created the world by magic!  But God is not a magician.  God is not a warlock!  God is smart and evolution by (super)natural selection testifies his intelligence (sure…).  Satan invented creationism to make Christians deny science, to make them look stupid, therefore more people would become atheists!

Have you ever thought about that, huh?  Creationists?

Creation Science.  Yes, it does appear to be the equivalent
of Stone Age Science.