Music theory is only a theory.

The theory of music, although it explains practically everything, is only a theory.  It is my request that the Associate Board of the Royal Schools of Music consider teaching the alternative theory that a magical pixie assigns the note its pitch, according to his whim, every time air is blown into the flute or every time the pianist hammers a note.

Now that I’ve proven to you how stupid Intelligent Design advocates actually are, I’m going to advertise my new blog Musicologism: A Primer on the Theory behind the Music.  Click here.