An examination of lame Christian excuses.

2 Kings 2:23-4

Excuse 1: “The Hebrew word can refer to children, but rather more specifically means young men.”

Excuse 2: “Rather, it was a large demonstration of young men who assembled for the purpose of mocking a prophet of God.”

Excuse 3: ” Satan was well entrenched there. This is another fact we sometimes have to face … These young men, undoubtedly under Satan’s influence, were attacking not just Elisha, the man, but they were also attacking his message”

Excuse 4: “Bear scratching will be nothing compared to what’s going to happen to this planet. If you think 9-11 was awful, just wait until cities are ruined completely.”

Excuse 5: “The bible doesn’t say that when they died they went to Hell… it just said that they were killed…”

Excuse 6: “Further study reveals that the young mocking men were actually priests of a pagan temple…”

Excuse 7: “The bible says Elisha cursed the children who were making fun of him in the name of the Lord, but nowhere does it say God sent the she bears to kill the children”

As you can see, I am sick and tired of your bullshit.