How to argue in circles.


Which bits of the Bible to take literally/metaphorically?

Tim: How can you tell which bible stories to take literally and which metaphorically
 
Jonah: Tim the answer to that is to attend church and allow the Minister Priest to interpret which is literal and which is symbolic
 
Skepticose:
If a baptist and a catholic contradict each other on the interpretation of the Genesis creation story and both are getting their information from God, which one is God lying to?
 
Jonah: Skepticose the Lord did not want any divisions in his people, from the very beginning the Lord created one church
 
Tim:
they will tell you different things. So which minister priest is god lying to? … IF for example one priest tells you to take creation literally, and the other priest tells u it’s metaphorical
 
Jonah:
Tim no examples, do u attend church service? what does ur minister tell u that is wrong or a lie?
 
Tim:
yes  i do, now answer the question … which priest is god lying to
 
Jonah:
Tim i am sure if 2 men who loved sports cars started talking it would end up in an argument over which car is better
 
Tim:
so.. we’re back to the first question: how do you tell which bible stories to take literally.  see how you’re arguing in circles?
 
Skepticose:
Holy sh!t Jonah, will you stop talking in circles and answer my fuking question. Seriously.
 
Jonah:
Tim put trust in ur church minister
 
Tim:
what if i go to two churches… and they say different. which one do i trust?
 
Jonah:
u go to 2 churches?
 
Tim:
HYPOTHETICAL
 
Jonah:
stay with the 1 u were baptized in

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