What we can learn from religious diversity

1. Conviction: That religious people are often equally convinced that they are correct.

2. Mutual exclusiveness: That not all of them can be correct.

3. Lack of evidence: That not one of them has been proven to be correct.

4. Therefore: Stubborn, sinning, Satan-loving people like myself feel that it is necessary to observe the evidence before adhering to any particular profession of faith, and all the while, godly, logical and loving people like you condemn me to an eternity of torture and hellfire. Thank you for your generous contribution to the collective progress of humankind.