Also, I’m sorry god tried to kill you this morning but I’m very happy he didn’t succeed. Seems he also failed to kill anybody else, which is a relief.
Now hopefully the good people of Christchurch will be able to clean up and recover before the almighty throws another fit and tries to commit mass murder again.
I suggest you slaughter a sheep and burn it. The smell is pleasing to the lord.
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