via AtheistMedia blog.
hey tim. check out my previous blog when i was still a fundie! LOL.
LMAO! Yea, that’s the thing right there. Why DOES Jesus answer the prayers of fucking everybody?
It’s pretty awesome really, I get to be an atheist and I still and a little bitch deity doing by bidding (at least as often as He does for His devout followers anyway).
Religion is teh win.
“I was totally an atheist and didn’t believe in God or anything but I prayed to God to let us win the lottery because I don’t believe in the power of prayer or that God exists, so naturally I turned to God to answer my prayers and he answered my prayers and then I realized I wasn’t sexist at all, but that women are totally inferior to men, and that I’m really not a racist but I just happen to think black people aren’t as evolved as white people because white people really are better in every way, and I’m completely straight, which is why I let strange men suck me off in bathrooms rather than have a boyfriend, and…”
Yeesh. I’d say “god save us from your followers”, but I’d at least like to pay lip service to the idea of not being a total hypocrite.
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